Kitsch Rice Water Fertilizer
Kitsch Rice Water Fertilizer
Kitsch Rice Water Fertilizer
Kitsch Rice Water Fertilizer

Kitsch Rice Water Fertilizer

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🌱 Grows Anything™ — yes, really... anything.

Inspired by ancient beauty rituals and your backyard dreams, Kitsch’s Rice Water Fertilizer takes our cult-favorite rice water technology out of the shower and into the soil. 

Whether you’re growing tomatoes, tulips, or a tiny jungle in your apartment, our 100% natural, totally potable* fertilizer is packed with the same wholesome ingredients your hair loves—because who says plants don’t deserve the same self-care?

  • All Natural – Made from premium rice water, minus the shampoo.
  • Fast Growth – Watch your plants go from zero to jungle in no time.
  • No Harsh Odor – Smells like... well, rice.
  • Eco-Friendly – Safe for soil, sky, and probably space.
  • Potable Formula* – For the extra bold, it’s technically drinkable. (Still don’t.)

⚠️ Disclaimer:

*Technically potable. Not FDA-approved for smoothie use. Please don’t drink fertilizer. It’s a plant joke. Happy April Fools’.

  1. Sprinkle generously around your plant babies.
  2. Water like usual.
  3. Whisper kind words (optional, but encouraged).

Watch in awe as your garden becomes the envy of the neighborhood.

4 Reasons to Use This Product:

1. It Grows... Literally Anything

From strawb.erries to succulents, rumors say it even brought someone's houseplant back from the dead

2. *It’s All-Natural & Potable (technically)

No chemicals, no weird smells, and yes, it’s drinkable. But seriously—don’t. It's for plants.

3. Beauty Rituals, But Make It Botanical

Powered by the same rice water magic we use for luscious hair—your plants deserve self-care too.

4. Instant Gardener Street Cred

Watch your neighbors ask what your secret is. Then pretend it’s your green thumb. We won’t tell.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Depends. Is your sense of humor thriving? Then yes. (Also, no. But also… maybe?)

  • Only if your plants are also in on the joke. For best results, show them this PDP and whisper affirmations.

  • Technically yes, but unless you're a tomato plant with a skincare routine, we do not recommend it.

  • That’s just the Kitsch™ lifestyle. Embrace it. Get a machete. Maybe even a hammock.

  • Our lawyers advised us not to answer that.

Our Story

Founded by Wisconsin native Cassandra Thurswell at the age of 25, Kitsch is a global beauty powerhouse built on positivity and pure hard work. The brand supports its growing community with easy, elevated beauty solutions that are totally reliable, truly special, and made as sustainably as possible. Beginning in 2010 with a business plan no longer than a paragraph, Kitsch now supplies a full range of beauty favorites in over 20,000 retail locations worldwide. A prominent entrepreneur featured in Forbes and Inc., Cassandra continues to create elevated, sustainable beauty solutions for every moment of the day.